Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 11, 1999

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god-man the superhero with omnipotent powers! in: is the pen mightier than... god-man?! god-man was surveying his infinite domain, exerting his limitless power over all universes and dimensions, when suddenly... what th... my omniscience power alerts me to danger... god-man's powers lead him to a los angeles office! you!! crash god-man! i've been expecting you! you've met your match in blasphemy-boy! w-what are you writing? a screen play in which i humorously comment on certain beliefs some people have about you! aargh! no.. defense...against satire! omnipotence... draining... ...universe... careening toward evil! only... chance is:... readers! hear me! do not see the movie... this fiend is plotting! cough! ha! that was about a million dollars worth of free publicity! d-oh! thanks, god-man! next: god-man defeated by artistic expression?! you will decide!!