Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 07, 2010

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Lucky Ducky The Poor Little Duck Who's Rich In Luck in "Illegal Fowl" Hound: THERE'S one, officer! Right in front of my house! Hound: THIS is one of those migratory waterfowls! Hound: They just fly into Houndsville and use our social services, and commit crimes, and... Policeman: I'll handle this! Policeman: So...ARE you a migratory waterfowl? Lucky Ducky: No, I was born here. Policeman: You look suspiciously migratory. Lucky Ducky: I LIVE here! Hound: You've got the bill and the feathers... Lucky Ducky: I never LEFT! Policeman: And how do you explain the webbed feet? Lucky Ducky: Um...they're attached to me... Policeman: I'm going to have to ask you for your papers. Lucky Ducky: Papers? Hound: He doesn't have any! That proves he's one! Policeman: Come on, I'm taking you in. Hound: Tsk! His kind is destroying our society! Bird: Excuse me, Officer! I confess. I'M a migratory waterfowl. Policeman: Okay, let's go! Lucky Ducky: Whew Hound: B-but... Hound: Of course HE'S a migratory waterfowl! That's my GARDENER! Lucky Ducky: Gotcha! The End