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Contact lenses are polluting our oceans, according to Time Magazine. Plus, if you’ve ever given fish corrective lenses, you know how elitist and smug they become. 

He was like all the others – the Maytag Repairman, the Jolly Green Giant, Mayor McCheese, and so on. They all talked a good game, Susan thought as she downed her second martini, but they ultimately led to that same empty, unsatisfying consumer experience.

The mark of a great dad is how he treats his kids when no one's watching. The mark of great kid is how well he pranks Dad during a lecture. 

Former President Jimmy Carter and his wife, Rosalynn, lead a quiet life in their hometown of Plains, Georgia, living in a two-bedroom home valued at $167,000, according to The Washington Post. Perhaps our current president will also choose a simple, understated post-presidential life? Or maybe he'll convert the White House to a luxury resort? 

The 2018 MTV Video Music Awards show is on tonight. But since the channel stopped showing music videos in the 1990s, this award show is as relevant and on-brand as The Hallmark Channel handing out awards for "Best MMA Fighter."