9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 28, 2012
Transcript:
Woman: so how do you look in your wedding gown? Edda: Like a fusion of chastity and lubricity: A blushing vestal and shrink wrapped tart. Woman: Well, that's just completely tasteless! What a terrible idea! Woman: can I try it on? Edda: I brought it with me.