9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 02, 2013
Transcript:
Thorax: Are you telling the court that you actually wore that tiny dress, that miniuscule item of attire, on your date with sven? Woman: I am saying exactly that. thorax: And he was a perfect gentlemen at all times? Woman: At all times. Thorax: Baliff, arrest that man! He's dangerously insane.