Media: You’ll get no more of my attention! Time for you to fade off into the sunset.
Trump: But I’m getting arrested. It’s unfair, biased, and I’ll fight this injustice with every ounce of my energy!
Media: (sigh) You had me at “arrested”, Donald.
Trump: Thanks, and you can call me Mr. 47th President.
Media: You’ll get no more of my attention! Time for you to fade off into the sunset.
Trump: But I’m getting arrested. It’s unfair, biased, and I’ll fight this injustice with every ounce of my energy!
Media: (sigh) You had me at “arrested”, Donald.
Trump: Thanks, and you can call me Mr. 47th President.