Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for May 24, 1998

Transcript:

Man: Behold your highness! The winner! umpa: That?? But that's nothing but a pile of axes, and spears! Man: Ah, yes, but look at the symmetry! The color! Your highness, this is true art! umpa: You think that's art, do you? Man: Look at it! The way all the weapons blend, into each other! Why, it's sheer poetry in motion! umpa: I'l lshow you poetry, in motion! whump yowp umpa: Get this charlatan out of my sight, then go fetch the grand wizer! Man; Yes'm! wizer: Umpa sent for me! Guz: Yeah! She wants you t'judge the art contest! wizer: I heard she had a judge1 What happened to him? Guz: A medical emergency..he put his foot in his mouth!