Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for January 16, 2005
"Foozy, as my bodyguard, I want you to screen the people who want to see the king!" "Turn away the crazies of anyone you think might irritate me!" "But most important, Foozy... It is YOUR job to physically protect me from any attack!" "While I'm your guard, I will endeavor to allow no dangr whatsoever!" "Oh, this I gotta see!"