Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 03, 1997
Transcript:
Arlo and Janis host a yard sale. A man arrives, looks around, and says, "Hmph! Junk!" Mans holds up a bowl and tells Arlo, "This says a dollar. I'll give you fifty cents." Arlo tells man, "I wouldn't sell it to you for a thousand dollars." As Janis brings some iced drinks to Arlo, she looks into the cash box and asks, "Is that all we've taken in?"
This is my mother. 100%.