Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for January 13, 2012
Mike: Wassup, Billy-boy? Bill: Dude! Trista just told me that coach Tanzini bought the Halloween house! Mike: What? Fer real?! Bill: Yeah... And she said if she sees any of partying there, she'll feed us to her baby Godzilla! Mike: Ya had me, then ya lost me, Bill. Bill: Am I the only one who rents New York City monster movies around here?!
There is nothing wrong with being the crazy lady down the road. BTW does her baby Godzilla live in the staircase?