Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 07, 1996

Transcript:

"A BOY AND HIS DOG" The Gordie and Ellen Story Starring: Gordie Ellen Director: Okay, folks! Gordie and Ellen love scene, TAKE ONE!! man: Cue "Yanni" music! Director: ...aaannnd ACTION! Gordie: Oh, Ellen...let me gaze into your eyes... Ellen: *sigh* Oh, Gordie... Gordie: Your lips...your hair...your chronic acne... Ellen: Yes, yes, my love!... Gordie: Ellen...may I...kiss you? Ellen: Heck, yes! Gordie: Great. Have a "certs" Come here, my little bundt cake! Ellen: HEY! What's he doing here? He's not supposed to be in this scene! Director: Sorry, babe. That's what the script says. Ellen: WHAT? Who's responsible for this? Who wrote this script? WHO? Nate: In this next scene, Ellen, you get lost so Gordie and I can play video game! Ellen: DAD!