Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 05, 1999
Teacher: Each couple is getting a list of monthly expenses. Of course, you'll be using "Monopoly" money. Teacher: Also, you'll notice you've all been assigned jobs accompanying salaries. Nate: Whoa! Whoa! Nate: What is this? You earn twice as much as I do! I don't want to be out-earned by my wife! Jenny: Can I use part of my salary for a quickie divorce? Nate: How come she's a lawyer and I'm a truck driver? What are you implying with that?