Big Top by Rob Harrell for April 25, 2002
Pete: Okay. Who left half a bagel in here? Wink: That was me. See, I'll probably eat the whole thing. But this way I have to get up twice, thereby burning more calories. Pete: That's your weight-loss plan? Wink: Yeah. Pete: Jenny Craig, watch your back. Wink: Oh, totally. I oughta write a book.