Big Top by Rob Harrell for January 23, 2022
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Wink: I'm telling you, Pete. Jeans don't work for me. I've tried. Pete: When? The eighties don't count. I bet tehy were acid-washed. There are all kinds of jeans these days. Dressy jeans. Loose fit. Straight fit. You need one good pair, and your coolness factor will triple. Wink: Seriously. This just isn't gonna happen. Pete: What's your problem? Just trust me. What do you ahve in a 72W 12L? Man: Hmmm. We may have some denim Christmas tree skirts left in the back.
I’m getting to the point where my belt has to go over my fat belly and still cling to my thighs. It’s a losing battle.