The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 07, 1999
Principal: Boys, welcome to J. Edgar Hoover Elementary School. As your principal, I just wanted to say how excited we are to have you in our school. We believe you'll learn a lot in your time here, and we hope to learn a lot from you, too. We have the highest expectations for you both, and look forward to seeing you grow with the "Hoover Family." Please come to me if you need anything. OK, fellas? Great! Uh...by the way, boys - we have a rule against any drugs, alcohol, firearms or explicit rap music being brought to school, so if you have any of those things you can run back home and drop them off, OK? Great!!