Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 12, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin: I'm home from school! Mom: So I gathered. Calvin: Hobbes? Hobbes: Yaaaaah! Calvin: Aaaaugh! Tiger attack! Mom: Calvin! Quit crashing around! Calvin: Hobbes jumped me, Mom! I was fighting for my very survival!! Mom: Sure, Calvin. Look, I don't want to sew Hobbes up again, so why don't you two go do something quite? Calvin: Okay, okay... You sissy. Mom always takes your side! Hobbes: That's because she wanted another tiger, not you!
I think I’d rather deal with two tigers than Calvin.