Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 27, 1992
Calvin: Everybody makes the wrong kind of New Year's resolution. All they do is promise to stop bad habits and start good habits. Hobbes: What's wrong with that? Calvin: It's not enough to change a few little habits! Everybody I know needs a complete personality overhaul! That's why I'll be spending the remaining days of this year telling people what I hate about them and how they should change. Hobbes: Some of us would be happy to reciprocate. Calvin: Sorry. My New Year's resolution is not to change a bit.