Candorville by Darrin Bell for September 08, 2004
Lemont: Autobiography, Chapter 12 - one after one, Lemont seemed to be dating his way through Candorville's entire female population. Each woman seemed to worse than the last, Lemont wondered if the universe were playing some huge practical joke on him. Hi Woman: My ex-boyfriend used to say that. Lemont: Lemont was sure the universe was playing some huge practical joke on him.