Candorville by Darrin Bell for September 20, 2004
Lemont: Bush is going to be speaking here today? Man: That's right. Lemont: And if I want to stay and work while he's here, I have to sign this oath promising to vote for bush in November? Man: It's just a piece of paper means nothing. Lemont: ...ell, okay. I do need to work. Man: If you don't vote for him, we charge you with perjury - no big deal.