—) Why do astronomers keep telling us one thing, and then changing their minds so it’s something else? Stick with one story, guys. No wonder so many religions believe in a bearded Yahweh and dancing deities and giant turtles.
In the modern age, there are NINE planets, right? Noooo … scientists take a vote and decide there are only EIGHT. Pluto is NOT a planet, after all! Fake News! Publishers of science textbooks are rejoicing at the new business opportunities in providing updated books!
And now the ass-tronomers decide the Milky Way is not a beautiful symmetrical SPIRAL — but a sloppy BARRED galaxy. Stop the presses! More updates needed!
And here’s a spectacular cosmic scandal ready to pop! — our Universe is actually in a black hole! Some egghead astronomers have done the math to work it out.
And now who knows what former malarkey the Webb will expose? Or will “discover”? Maybe any day now they’ll publish a picture of enormous eyes peering in on us from outside our Dimension?
I tell you, I’m sick of it all. Are we, or are we not FINALLY the science project in a cosmic vivarium in some classroom out there Beyond Infinity? And, not meaning to open another can of worms — is EVOLUTION merely a game played among uber-cosmic beings to compete in developing interesting new life forms consistent to unique Natures?
The mind boggles … (— (—
Darrin Bell and Theron Heir