Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 02, 2022
You must be this tall to answer the phone RING RING Cathy (from phone): I saw Irving last week, mom. Mom: Irving?? HAH! Good riddance!! Cathy (from phone): No...I mean I went out with him. Mom: Out?? He's back?? We like him again?? Cathy (from phone): Don't get too excited, mom. We had a lot of problems before. Mom: Yes! Be on guard! Learn from the past! Cathy (from phone): Still...It was sort of nice to see him. Mom: He could be so sweet...He just got scared... Cathy (from phone): He made me miserable! Don't defend him! Mom: IRVING, YOU LOUSE!! Cathy (from phone): And don't just agree with me! Mom: I am NOT agreeing!! Cathy (from phone): But I need you on my side! Mom: Which side?? Which side is up next?? Give me a hint!! Which way am I flipping?? Love is a roller coaster. Motherhood is a whole amusement park.