Cleats by Bill Hinds for August 19, 2016
Transcript:
Bertha: Oh my! I would love some lemonade. When I was a child, we squeezed fresh lemons and mixed the juice with a syrup we made by boiling water and sugar. My secret touch was to add a pinch of salt. Abby: We pour a powder into water and stir. Bertha: And that's how you keep your cost down. Edith: We're thinking about outsourcing the stirring to another country.
Will there be asterisks next to the names of all of the juiced pitchers he was batting against?