Cleats by Bill Hinds for January 01, 2022
Referee: hey, hey, we're playing indoor soccer, not ice hockey! Boy: Oh yeah. I got confused because my hockey games are on thursday nights. Referee: I don't believe that kind of checking is allowed in the junior hockey league, either. Boy: Right. It's in the junior sumo-wrestling league I'm in on Wednesday. That throws me off. Referee: I just happen to have a sumo-league warning card right here.