Cleats by Bill Hinds for January 22, 2022
Referee: And here's our next contestant trying to win a dinner for four by sinking a midcourt shot. Peri's brother: No way I can throw it that far this way. Ungh!! Referee: Yeow! You nailed it! Peri's Dad: I told you you were a natural, son! Peri's brother: Yo! I'll take those meal tickets now.