Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for May 01, 2007
"Now what kind of superhero do I want to be? Like Superman, who is virtually infallible and fights for the general good of mankind?" "Or do I want to be conflicted and brooding like Batman, who was motivated by a childhood tragedy and has no real superpowers?" "Batman has powers. He was bitten by a radioactive bat." "Yer thinking of Spider-man." "No. Spider-man was bitten by a spider. Duh!" "Man, how bad would it stink to be bitten by a radioactive sea cucumber?" "That would definitely make me conflicted and brooding."