Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for December 07, 2022
Transcript:
"Why's the government cracking down on performance-enhancing drugs in pro sports? Are they worried about it somehow spreading to the rest of society? Seems like kind of a waste of time..." "HGH OBOE!!" Tweet doot! Swiddly doot! Squeeee!!" "I'm still not taking the oboe, Martin." "Oboe rage!!" SNAP
You’ve transgressed the unwritten law with this disrespect for your instrument. For ever more, all reeds will split in your mouth and cut your lip.