Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 24, 1977

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Duke: Got the key? Zeke: No, you forgot to give it to me. I've been going in the window. Duke: Brenner, you call yourself a caretaker? Look at this place! Zeke: Now, Duke, hold on! Considering the state you left it in, it looks pretty good! Duke: Good? Good Lord, man, it looks like a training camp for vandals! Zeke: Duke... I promise you, I haven't touched a thing! Duke: You know, Brenner, you are incredible! I leave the country for a few months... Zeke: Months? Duke, you've been gone nearly three years! i'd given you up for dead long ago! You... Duke: My dobermans! Brenner, what happened to my dobermans! Zeke: Oh... I'm sorry, Duke, Goebbels got rabies, and Goering was shot by a deer hunter. Duke: I don't believe this! I just don't believe this! I trust you with my home! I trust you with... hey! Zeke: What? Duke: My wife? Where's my wife? Zeke: Oh, c'mon, Duke... she left years ago!