Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 04, 2016
January 03, 2016
January 05, 2016
Transcript:
Zonker: Him, mom, it's me. Dean Honey just told me you've been trying to reach me. Is everything okay at home? Mrs. Harris: Everything's fine, dear. I called about the lottery ticket Aunt Sophie sent you for your birthday. Zonker: Oh, yeah? Did I win something? Mrs. Harris: You won $23 million, dear. Zonker: Get this, Honey. I won $23 million. Honey: How nice, sir. Just in time for holiday shopping? Zonker: 23 what? Honey: You could also pay your bar bill.
23 MILLION! He can by a round or two for the entire medical school.