Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 20, 1998
Transcript:
Bam! Yeeoww!! Norman: Dad! What happened?? Ralph: I bent down to pick up a sock, and I bashed my head on the corner of an open drawer! Norman: Ouch! I hate it when that happens! Not that it's ever happened. Not that it's ever happened. Ralph: If I bleed to death, make up a better story for my obituary!