Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 07, 2005
Transcript:
TIPS "There's a cute new girl working at the yogurt shop! I'll impress her by putting a dollar in her tip jar!" "Crud! She didn't see me do it! NOW what should I do??" "Do nothing! Anonymous gifts are the most generous gifts of all!" SMART NORM "I say reach into the jar, pull out the dollar, and give it to her again when she's looking!" DUMB NORM DUNCE "How come I always like 'Dumb Norm's' ideas better?"
Because you’re nothing but a full-sized dumb norm!