Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 08, 2009

Transcript:

Ralph says, "Hello, trash company? I need you to come pick up an old barbecue!" Ralph says, "Yeah, I got a new one. It's pretty sweet, too! Three burners, side tables, a warming rack?" Ralph says, "You've got a side grill on yours? Very nice!" Ralph thinks, "Guys love to talk about their barbecues!"