Wally: Bark (x6) Rowf (x4)!
Ralph: ... Sigh... Wally, you're so annoying! You're going to the backyard! I need some peace and quiet!
Wally: Why not just disconnect the smoke alarm while you're at it!
I remember reading once about someone who had a small guard dog for their apartment. They came home one day and found the dog dead with his head crushed and the apartment burglarized. They thought the dog had been a waste of money until the animal control guy went to pick up the dog and his mouth opened to release a severed thumb. It was easy to catch the thumbless thief by his print after that.
I remember reading once about someone who had a small guard dog for their apartment. They came home one day and found the dog dead with his head crushed and the apartment burglarized. They thought the dog had been a waste of money until the animal control guy went to pick up the dog and his mouth opened to release a severed thumb. It was easy to catch the thumbless thief by his print after that.