Norman: In honor of Saint Patrick's Day, I got out my ukulele!
Ralph: Ukuleles aren't Irish.
Norman: Really?? Next you're going to tell me my bit-o-honey isn't Irish!
Wally: Is Alpo dog food Irish?
Let’s see now. Harp. Check. Artificial shamrock. Check. Erin Go Bragh centerpiece. Check. Irish songs. Check. Corned beef and cabbage. No way. Today’s a Lenten Friday, so fish and chips. Check.
Let’s see now. Harp. Check. Artificial shamrock. Check. Erin Go Bragh centerpiece. Check. Irish songs. Check. Corned beef and cabbage. No way. Today’s a Lenten Friday, so fish and chips. Check.