Dumbwich Castle by Lord Birthday for February 23, 2017

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25 ways to deal with stress 1. Eat a mystery melon 2. Fall in a yoga hole 3. Bop a field mouse on the noggin 4. Dump a junk bucket on a snowy hill 5. Think about a nut 6. Tug on an unknown tail 7. Spend fewer days in marco's closet 8. prance all over the graves of the wicked 9. call yourself "Kimono Jones" 10. Scamper up a Christmas chimney 11. Smack a methodist right in the god spot 12. Burp into a white-gloved hand 13. Say "get a friggin' life, Jerry" to jerry 14. Bathe your conjoined twin 15. Found an island nation 16. Slip a dove to a dark-eyed Stranger 17. Roll a peach down hollywood boulevard 18. crane your next until it explodes 19. ride slumpy on a big ol' bronco 20. squish a flock of english gentlemen 21. hoard sacks of various sizes 22. write a message on a long bone 23. sleep in a jelly hut 24. kiss a filthy sailor 25. vanish in the woods You should eat a mystery melon Burn in hell, bruce