FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 26, 1995
January 25, 1995
January 27, 1995
Transcript:
Peter: Hey, Mom, look! I got an "A-" on my history assignment! Andy: Peter, good for you! Peter: We had to list 10 great Americans and write a paragraph about each one. I had Jefferson, Franklin, King, Lincoln...I was a perfect list. Andy: So why an A-MINUS? Peter: Apparently "great" is a relative term. Andy: You included YOURSELF?!
Phew, a paragraph can only be 8 sentences. Wait a minute… it didn’t say AT LEAST a paragraph, did it?