Frank and Ernest by Thaves for February 03, 2002
"Look! Up in the sky! It's a NERD! It's INANE! It's Malaprop man!" "Malaprop man! What are you up to?! My new hobby...gastronomy!" "I get to see all the consolations and the lunar and solar ellipses...I've even seen supernovocains and Haley's comic!" "Have you spotted any alien spaceships?" "Sure. I even communicated with E.T., the extracholesterol! But my mail goal is to join NAFTA and fly the space shuttle." "I'd make a perfect astronut!" "I'd be happy to write you a reference for THAT." "M-man!" "Dum-de-dum"