Frank and Ernest by Thaves for February 02, 2003
"Ernie, your ad for your new movie doesn't mention that everyone in the theater "Boos" during it." "That's why I say it has "surround sound!" "And people can't wait to leave the theater!" "So I say, "it'll keep you on the edge of your seat!" "The audience throws objects at the screen!" "Stirs passions!" "C'mon, Ernie. One critic said he was never as happy as when this movie ended!" "That's why I call it "The feel-good movie of the year!"