Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 15, 2003
"Tabloid times" "Ernie, what's your headline for the local politician visiting a garden center?" "Mayor seen in seediest section of town!" "And the piece about the mayor getting a rubdown at work for his back problems?" "Alcohol flows at mayor's office!" "How about when he tripped while helping an old lady cross the street?" "Mayor falls for another woman!" "That's it! You're demoted! Take this and get some press conference photos at city hall!" "Stop the presses!! "Editor orders assistant to shoot the mayor!" "Press dept."