Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 12, 2010
Transcript:
Frank says, "The weather could be bad on Christmas this year--- you might need Rudolph." Santa says, "Take him to a specialist and make sure that red light of his is working." Frank says, "Looks like the right place--- must be the eye, ear, nose and throat doc!"
The REAL reason Rudolph flies with Santa has nothing to do with weather - unless you accept the military definition (“night” is a weather condition). Rudy flies with Santa to serve as his anti-collision beacon - which all aircraft flying at night are required to have. “NP Express Flight 1 to tower: requesting “Rudy and push” from Gate 1” “NP1, Rudy and push approved. Taxi to runway 18 approved. Have a good flight, contact departure control on 123.45 when in position.”