Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 07, 2013
Publishing Frank: My friend, Ernie, was just fired midway through his first day as an editor. Frank: Why were you fired, Ernie? Wasn't your work good enough? Ernest: It's not that --- it's because I was eating my dessert while working. Frank: You were fired for THAT?! Ernest: They said it's an unbreakable rule... Ernest: "You can't have your cake and edit, too"!