Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 24, 2003
Transcript:
"So what did you say you were tearing apart the trash for, Boy?" "My TOY!" "Ehhhh, toys! When I was a kitten, we had to play with dead rats! And we appreciated 'em enough not to put 'em in the trash!" "And we didn't have all these fancy springy traps, either! When we wanted a rat toy, we had to catch the filthy buggers ourselves!"
He’s obviously inspired by Dana Carvey’s Grumpy Old Man.