Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 07, 2011
Transcript:
Bucky: so I've beens tidying this diet food bag and I think I have a case for a class action lawsuit against purrfect chow technologies co, llc... Look... Right here on the bag it says "Delicious! Your cat will love it!" Satchel: So? Bucky: So I didn't love it! Are you saying you can claim anything to sell a product? Satchel: I don't think they meant it quite so literally... Bucky: You want to know what is literal? This is literally the worst case of false advertising since chunky monkey ice cream.
Bucky has a point. Where’s the Monkey in the ice cream?! Where’s the gold in the Mayan Gold chocolate bar?! At least when mom made large tapioca and called it Frog’s Eyes (to convince me it was tastey), it at least looked like Frog’s Eyes.
Bring forth your lawyers Bucky! Its time for diet food to taste tantalizing, sizzling, freakin’ terrific!