First Heart of the City by Steenz for July 01, 1999
Dean: You can't write your own "Star Wars" prequel, Heart! That's illegal! Heart: It wouldn't have to if George Lucas had gotten it right the first time! Dean: Yeah, but isn't it copyrighted or something? I think you can get arrested for that. Heart: Not if you invent your own characters. Mine has an all-girl cast with no queens or princesses or slaves. Dean: Hey, can't I be in your movie? Heart: Well, there is one scene that calls for a towel boy.