Heart of the City by Steenz for June 21, 2018

Transcript:

dean: they want me to come to washington,dc, heart! lookit this! raised gold letters and everything! heart: hmmm...very trumpy. dean: Me! mr. dean goes to washington! to participate in a mock student government! debating! arguing the issues of the day! maybe even getting a chick fil a franchise! it's so exciting--I--I think I'm gonna be sick... heart: So much for "draining the swamp" dean: "I regret I have but one life to give for my country!" now get me a barf bag.