Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 23, 2006
Jeremy: Okay, Ralston, I think I have an idea of how to make you more comfortable with all this. We came up with a new character for you, so you can teach the kids about nutrition! Here's your new script, go get in costume! Ralston: Great! Thanks! Hey kids, I'm Dr. Preachy McBuzzkill. Who wants to hear about niacin? Boy: Pepperoni weakens him! Hit him with all you got.