Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 13, 2006
Moxie Gumption: Bixby, this little brat told everyone I was gonna marry him! Scrappy Lad: Ow ow ow ow! Bixby: You mean that wasn't true? Moxie: Of course not! I hate this little toad! Bixby: Scrappy Lad, what did I say about lying to people, huh? Scrappy Lad: You said it would work!! Moxie: What?! Bixby: Oh, when will the lying end?