Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 17, 2006
Woman: Pleased to meet you, Captain Victorious. I'm Victory Lass! Captain Victorious: "Victory Lass" Who...?? Woman: Don't you recognize me? I'm your cousin! Captain Victorious: Wow, but... I don't remember ever having a cousin! Woman: Well, you do now! And when the novelty of that wears off, it'll turn out you had a bunch of adorable pets who also got your powers somehow! Captain Victorious: A market-tested family history. How touching... I was coming to visit you that day the radioactive comet hit your apartment and gave you your powers - and I got hit with almost as mkuch of that cosmo-active energy as you! I heard about your exploits, so I adopted your look and name to fight crime too!