Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 25, 2007
Mr. Negato: It's working!! With my opposo-ray I've created the polar opposite of Captain Victorious! Captain Victorious: Mr. Negato, you fiend!! What have you done?? Mr. Negato: Why, isn't it obvious! I made a duplicate of you with all your powers and abilities, only he's got the exact opposite personality of yours! So, where you're good, he's evil! Where your noble, he's cruel! Where you're an oafish clod... Captain Victorious: Aw, man! Mr. Negato: He's paralyzed by an obsessive-compulsive disorder, apparently. Captain Victorious: I sat on an ice-cream sandwich... Man: These dials are filthy! And these tubes are all crooked! Oh, this won't do!