Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 23, 2008
Ralston: So, Scrappy Lad, what do you do when you're not sidekicking for Captain Victorious? Scrappy Lad: Oh, I'm always on the job! It's just that sometimes he sends me on special assignments! Ralston: Really? Special assignments? Like what? Scrappy Lad: "Go jump off a bridge," "go jump in a lake," "go lie in the street and count mufflers..."