Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 28, 2021
Transcript:
Captain Victorious: Bixby, you told the press I was using "Power Ups" Bixby: Relax, you go on TV, beg for forgiveness and everyone forgets in a month. Captain Victorious: But you promised me that no one would find out! I even paid you to keep your mouth shut! Bixby: Well, how was I supposed to know they would pay me more than you to spill my guts? I'm as much a victim as you...
Before a court case begins, the Judge announces: “I have here and my left head a check for $15, 000 from the plaintive. And I have here in my right hand a check for $10,000 from the defendant. I will now return $5,000 to the plaintiff and try this case on its merits.”